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ttousi wrote:

City & County Credit Union Woodbury. The Maplewood branch has a legal posting. This branch must have some creative individual in charge of signage.

Naked would comply and probably give the employees a great sense of safety ( that is after they quit laughing)

joelr wrote:

ttousi wrote:

My temptation would have been to leave a Post-it note saying, "well, actually, guns are not banned on these premises," and my business card taped to the door.

gunflint wrote:

Wait a minute. Let me think over this naked banking idea for a while. :wink:

Steelheart wrote:

I don't think we'll ever see the unconscious naked flying. .... Sounds great for prisoner transport.

Pat Cannon wrote:

[I accidentally made a new topic, "Nudity=Security", when I meant to reply to this one, as follows:]

It occurred to me a while ago that this would be the only real answer to airline security. You hand over your boarding pass and are given a general anesthetic, stripped, run through the x-ray machine on the conveyor belt, and loaded on the plane. This would also have a big payoff for the airlines in terms of efficiency because the passengers could be stacked like cordwood and no flight attendants would be required. If you pay the extra fare for a first class ticket, you get to be on the top of the pile, and they put your clothes back on you before they wake you up.

Pat Cannon wrote:

[I accidentally made a new topic, "Nudity=Security", when I meant to reply to this one, as follows:]
This would also have a big payoff for the airlines in terms of efficiency because the passengers could be stacked like cordwood and no flight attendants would be required.

Author:	ttousi [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:	What next....naked banking?
City & County Credit Union Woodbury. The Maplewood branch has a legal posting. This branch must have some creative individual in charge of signage. Naked would comply and probably give the employees a great sense of safety ( that is after they quit laughing)

Author:	joelr [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:24 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What next....naked banking?
ttousi wrote: City & County Credit Union Woodbury. The Maplewood branch has a legal posting. This branch must have some creative individual in charge of signage. Naked would comply and probably give the employees a great sense of safety ( that is after they quit laughing) My temptation would have been to leave a Post-it note saying, "well, actually, guns are not banned on these premises," and my business card taped to the door.

Author:	lastgunshop [ Sun Dec 25, 2005 10:44 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What next....naked banking?
joelr wrote: ttousi wrote: City & County Credit Union Woodbury. The Maplewood branch has a legal posting. This branch must have some creative individual in charge of signage. Naked would comply and probably give the employees a great sense of safety ( that is after they quit laughing) My temptation would have been to leave a Post-it note saying, "well, actually, guns are not banned on these premises," and my business card taped to the door. They should also have on that sign,"Holdup are Banned on these premises too.

Author:	Srigs [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:13 pm ]
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Lets see are they going to have a greeter at the door so they make people take off all of their hat, gloves, sunglasses and guns! How about a pat down when you walk through the doors... Sounds like you need to take your money some where else after you drop off a No Guns No Money sign!

Author:	gunflint [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:34 pm ]
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Wait a minute. Let me think over this naked banking idea for a while.

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Author:	lastgunshop [ Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:58 pm ]
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gunflint wrote: Wait a minute. Let me think over this naked banking idea for a while. ok think about it and I will call my X-wife up and tell her that you want to talk to her.

Author:	1911fan [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:01 am ]
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well if the tellers at my local branch have to be nekkid too, I would comply

Author:	gunflint [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:44 am ]
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That's what I'm talking about.

Author:	Pat Cannon [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:46 am ]
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[I accidentally made a new topic, "Nudity=Security", when I meant to reply to this one, as follows:] It occurred to me a while ago that this would be the only real answer to airline security. You hand over your boarding pass and are given a general anesthetic, stripped, run through the x-ray machine on the conveyor belt, and loaded on the plane. This would also have a big payoff for the airlines in terms of efficiency because the passengers could be stacked like cordwood and no flight attendants would be required. If you pay the extra fare for a first class ticket, you get to be on the top of the pile, and they put your clothes back on you before they wake you up.

Author:	Steelheart [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:53 am ]
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There are people in banks that I do NOT want to see naked. However, I'm sure that there are some tellers that would encourage me to so more bank stuff in person.... I don't think we'll ever see the unconscious naked flying. We can't trust many of these people to not steal our firearms while flying. And you want to trust them with our naked, unconscious bodies? Between, cameras and other "unpleasentness".... Sounds great for prisoner transport. Here's a thought on removing sunglasses. What if you are wearing prescription sunglasses. I don't always change to my normal glasses when I'm just going into a store. I doubt that they would rather have a mostly blind guy stumbling around the place.... But I highly doubt that my bank will ever post. A few years ago, after being robbed by a couple of guys with AK's, they helped the local Sheriff's dept. upgrade their weaponry (they had been outgunned vs the AK's). And I like the level of service from this little country bank. Steelheart

Author:	Pat Cannon [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:10 am ]
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Steelheart wrote: I don't think we'll ever see the unconscious naked flying. .... Sounds great for prisoner transport. There you've hit it on the head: sometimes it seems as citizens we're being treated more and more like prisoners.

Author:	chunkstyle [ Tue Dec 27, 2005 7:33 pm ]
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Pat Cannon wrote: [I accidentally made a new topic, "Nudity=Security", when I meant to reply to this one, as follows:] It occurred to me a while ago that this would be the only real answer to airline security. You hand over your boarding pass and are given a general anesthetic, stripped, run through the x-ray machine on the conveyor belt, and loaded on the plane. This would also have a big payoff for the airlines in terms of efficiency because the passengers could be stacked like cordwood and no flight attendants would be required. If you pay the extra fare for a first class ticket, you get to be on the top of the pile, and they put your clothes back on you before they wake you up.

Author:	mobocracy [ Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:09 am ]
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Pat Cannon wrote: [I accidentally made a new topic, "Nudity=Security", when I meant to reply to this one, as follows:] This would also have a big payoff for the airlines in terms of efficiency because the passengers could be stacked like cordwood and no flight attendants would be required. They already do this without the benefits of anesthesia, at least in coach. It's a sad flight when I'm stuck in a non-exit-row seat.

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